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Chinese Man Smashes £465,000 Lamborghini Because Dealer Didn't Fix Problems

Man I tell you that these Chinese are really rich people. A man paid workers to smash his expensive Lamborghini because the dealership could not fix a recurring problem. I would have paid him 100 yen to have sold it to me and saved him and the poor car all the trouble. For more pictures visit Daily Mail.

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Excuse for coming in late in a metro

Sir, I was just getting into a train and as you might know (sarcastically to a boss who travels by car)  that it is always so crowded. So what happened was that I was behind the line and this guy just came running in to get into the train. First off he did not show any courtesy to any women (give disgusting look) and then he just slipped.

We were like OMG and shouting that isko bachao (but the train was still still) and then this guy was shouting mujhe bachao mujhe bachao when all that was stuck was his slippers. But then someone called or pulled the chain (thank God it works when on the station) and then the train was just stalled. Someone pulled this man's chappal out and he was practically out of there, but then this stupid guy dropped his chappal on the track.

Now, the same guy was so adamant that he should get his chappal out that he stopped the train for the next 30 minutes. Aparently, he bribed the police to get this chappal out but they could not find anyone slim enough to slip through and get it out. 

Phew, I left so early hoping to get on time and then this happened. This is why I am late.

Spanish Woman Now Owns Sun, Get Ready To Pay For All The Heat

Well, it is bound to happen. After all, we humans do not own any part of the galaxy… yet. Of course, that is about to change. The next time you want to take the sun's warmth better start dishing money for it.

A Spanish woman now officially owns the Sun. Yes, she owns it even when she has not burnt in it. And you get to enjoy all the warmth the Sun can bestow on you for a small fee every year. Yes, now look forward to getting warm while you pay for it..

More at IO9 here http://io9.com/5700607/spanish-woman-claims-ownership-of-the-sun-says-shes-going-to-start-charging-for-use

Retired, RAPED, SHAFTED AND SCREWED with HERPES and AIDS... SHIT

So I’m at work yesterday and the mailclerk starts handing out letters from upper management. At this point, I’m thinking “Oh crap, how am I gonna tell my family I got laid off?” Fortunately, I’m only 29 years old. You’ll understand when you read the letter.

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Manager. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can get.

Great, as if I didn’t get enough shit already….

Indian Cyber Crime Experts... Huh

Now I knew they were not that good, but this just proves it....

According to cyber experts, software like u-Torrent have an in-built system wherein the clip being downloaded gets simultaneously uploaded through the default setting to maintain the high quality of videos on the internet. “The entire system works on the principles of demand and supply. On the internet it is known as leechers and seeders.

A video that has more seeders than leechers will have a better quality as there are more number of people uploading it than the number of people downloading it,” said an expert who has also helped Crime Branch in several cyber crime cases.

Why countries don't fight with china and israel !!!

Why countries don't fight with China and Israel !!!!

 

 

 


 
 
 

 
 
 
 

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...WHO THE HELL WANTS TO FIGHT WITH THEM...???

Better surrender...!!!!! J


 

 


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Idiots of the world...


IDIOTS OF THE WORLD UNITE

ME FIRST  

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And the SURGEON GENERAL says . .  

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Diversionary tactic.

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Words of Wisdom.

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A fortune to remember.

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Stay off the course . . . Or else!  

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Not my job  

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DESPERATE FOR A TICKET TO THE WORLD CUP

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BEST GOOGLE AD

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BEST T-SHIRT DESIGN  

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TIMOTEI AD

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FRIDGE MAGNET



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QUEEN OF THE BLONDES    

If you don't pass this along, a dog will come out and pee on your computer!








I guess you didn't send it fast enough!

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There  may have been times when I may have;
Disturbed you,
Troubled you,
Pestered you,
Irritated you,  
Bugged you , or
Got on your nerves with all the emails I send,

So today I just wanna tell you that...



I PLAN TO CONTINUE !!!!!!    

(HAHAH!!! This is hilarious!!!)



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